I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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