I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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