so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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