Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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