last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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