I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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