I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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