Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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