He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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