Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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