Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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