He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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