we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
