Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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