It's Friday. Sex?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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