she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You almost got us killed.
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