I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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