Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
