talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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