you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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