THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
