I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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