Don't you send me to vm
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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