I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
