So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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