I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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