I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I want a musical about memes.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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