do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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