I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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