We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
