dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The air was thick with penises
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
So much rum. So many feels.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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