Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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