How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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