Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Randomize