Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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