I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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