Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
