This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
