butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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