Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
