I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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