Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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