So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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