: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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