do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You should frame my arrest warrant.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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