But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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