Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
