just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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