it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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