Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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