i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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