you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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