He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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